Blakely

Conceived of The Beverly and Ray in a night of passion assuredly in the backseat of a Suburban, this young woman was brought up as a lady. Her appetite for trouble (or lactose) may irritate her stomach, but that’s nothing a large belch and a Pepto Pink house interior can’t soothe. Ever-ready for the opportunistic self-portrait, Ashley is always the picture of polite modesty. Worn tees and holey blue jeans are typically covered by sweaters and jackets, depriving the crowds of what they want and teasing the men of the UGA campus.  Yet, are you goofy looking with braces?  Then, all modesty flies out of the window as she forces your hand down her pants faster than you can say   “No ma’am”.  When cornered by a unworthy suitor, however, this quick thinking lass can fake being pregnant faster than the young man can read the Fanta logo stretched across her strawberry flavored “muffins”.  Having the distinction of being the only member of El Grupo to have a fan club on three different college campuses hasn’t made this shining beacon of popularity big-headed. Nay, she still invites the rest of us to party at her pad regularly and occasionally graces our undeserving lips with a kiss – at least on her birthday!  Once the night is through though, she retires to her bed, loftily placed above our heads upstairs – closer to the Choirs of Angels that shine their graces down upon her.